Tumbleweed
thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

ifancythatcapp:

haldiiiir:

bilbo-at-district-9-3-4:

gwivyanbracegirdleoftheshire:

cumberbuttmagic:

playmelikeyourstratovarius:

silencewillfall:

miecamiu:

epke:

we-are-all-bigger-on-the-inside:

lordvoldie:

jonknowswheretoputit:

cracktastic:

smuchshypush:

twilightglass:

lurkdusoleil:

“If something like this could materialize out of nowhere, then almost anything could happen.”
Sounds promising.

“The action kit, which had been specially designed by the Charismatic Movement Marketing Council, explained that people are different and need a different approach.”
…that is eerily accurate.

“The intentions were good at least.”

“Rhythmic accuracy should be carefully observed, including the duration of the finale note of each vocalise.”

“But enough of all this theory, let’s get to the practical: what’s got the best reputation for seduction success?”

“He raped her, didn’t he?” REALLY PERKS??? REALLY????// fuck my life

“Hasufel was already saddled.” This just sounds dirty.

“But at least they were trying.”
AT LEAST I WAS TRYING OKAY
I TRIED MY BEST

“How do you find the unconscious glasses?”
…. Well, then.

“The closet wasn’t quite big enough for all three of us, but I crouched down, trying to keep my balance while standing on my mom’s shoes.”
OH MY GOD. 

“Operatives are masters at manipulating their environment to maximum advantages.”
((MINE IS THE MASS EFFECT 3 STRATEGY GUIDE))

“Yes, lots”
Oh

“There are soooo many memories I have of the two of us.”
OKAY THEN. I got that from a book about bullies. (Dear Bully.)

“Thorin and Company to Burglar Bilbo greeting!”
what is that supposed to mean??

“Perform them.”
oh okay

“Here comes the next group.”

“There are so many options for dying in this new world…..” 
Well fuck you too Warm Bodies

"Storks adore sugar." 
Fuck you. I’m not gonna be a mom.

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

ifancythatcapp:

haldiiiir:

bilbo-at-district-9-3-4:

gwivyanbracegirdleoftheshire:

cumberbuttmagic:

playmelikeyourstratovarius:

silencewillfall:

miecamiu:

epke:

we-are-all-bigger-on-the-inside:

lordvoldie:

jonknowswheretoputit:

cracktastic:

smuchshypush:

twilightglass:

lurkdusoleil:

“If something like this could materialize out of nowhere, then almost anything could happen.”

Sounds promising.

“The action kit, which had been specially designed by the Charismatic Movement Marketing Council, explained that people are different and need a different approach.”

…that is eerily accurate.

“The intentions were good at least.”

“Rhythmic accuracy should be carefully observed, including the duration of the finale note of each vocalise.”

“But enough of all this theory, let’s get to the practical: what’s got the best reputation for seduction success?”

“He raped her, didn’t he?”
REALLY PERKS??? REALLY????// fuck my life

“Hasufel was already saddled.” This just sounds dirty.

“But at least they were trying.”

AT LEAST I WAS TRYING OKAY

I TRIED MY BEST

“How do you find the unconscious glasses?”

…. Well, then.

“The closet wasn’t quite big enough for all three of us, but I crouched down, trying to keep my balance while standing on my mom’s shoes.”

OH MY GOD. 

“Operatives are masters at manipulating their environment to maximum advantages.”

((MINE IS THE MASS EFFECT 3 STRATEGY GUIDE))

“Yes, lots”

Oh

“There are soooo many memories I have of the two of us.”

OKAY THEN. I got that from a book about bullies. (Dear Bully.)

“Thorin and Company to Burglar Bilbo greeting!”

what is that supposed to mean??

“Perform them.”

oh okay

“Here comes the next group.”

“There are so many options for dying in this new world…..” 

Well fuck you too Warm Bodies

"Storks adore sugar."

Fuck you. I’m not gonna be a mom.

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