I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
Tamika Flynn, winning your fealty through sophisticated comprehension and extremes of beserker violence.
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
While I was sleeping, this went viral.
BACKWARDS HAT CHRIS EVANS AND SUIT CHRIS EVANS ALL IN ONE VIDEO?! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
He’s such a nerd
Fun fact: tennant forgot his line in this scene and said this instead
i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”
but they kept the servents black alright this is one of the ugliest things i’ve ever seen in my life
I am not sure I have ever seen a better use of that reaction gif.
i’m so sorry
the lord of the rings + tumblr
shrek is the god of self confidence