Tumbleweed

Some Weasley Wizard Wheezes Products.

xantchawalker:

pr1nceshawn:

Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames by Coleman Engle.

This is fucking spot on lol

plurlife2000:

girlofsomanyfandoms:

bewbin:

imma-just-go:

bewbin:

ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event

That might be easier with shark teeth 

STILL NOT OPENING


why do you casually have a shark outfit lying around?

Let’s take a moment to realize how wonderful this is

plurlife2000:

girlofsomanyfandoms:

bewbin:

imma-just-go:

bewbin:

ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event

That might be easier with shark teeth 

STILL NOT OPENING

why do you casually have a shark outfit lying around?

Let’s take a moment to realize how wonderful this is

feyuca:

I am what I hate most in the world

rashaka:

i just realized that maria hill reports directly to fury and natasha reports directly to fury and melinda may reports directly to fury and they’re the only ones we see regularly speaking to him

all three of director fury’s closest lieutenants are women how metal is that

invisiblechickens:

i love how much bobby dismisses dragons like haha stupid dean you believe in dragons? thats a supernatural creature igjit

zerodaysdone:

that wasn’t very star trek of you

If anyone said that to me, it would honestly devastate me.

sadcubone:

lil—puta:

she should’ve tha bitch on the left was ugly

aviculor:

chihirocheerio:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shitty-tsundere:

oblivious-cancer:

finnthetimelord:

cosplay more like co$play

More like €o$p£a¥

€0$₱£a¥

€0$₱£4¥

how did you all miss cospay

or costplay

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

t3hsiggy:

3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.
For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.
Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science
he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science
Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art
and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers
what if they could join forces



That last comment picture tho, it’s like the happiest-looking thing in the world.

t3hsiggy:

3squirrels:

death-limes:

fatass-mcnotits:

theidealisticcynic:

nudityandnerdery:

It’s unfortunate how many people didn’t take this message away from the debate.

Bill Nye was just SO ENTHUSIASTIC about the topic. You could tell.

For God’s sake, the man was trying to teach people about photosynthesis when asked what his favourite colour was. That’s a man that ADORES science and absolutely loves teaching people.

Suddenly, I was 12 and watching a Bill Nye The Science Guy episode at my grandma’s school while she was decorating the gym.

Bill Nye is like the Mister Roger’s of science

he legitimately cares about what he is talking about and enthusiastically encourages people to take something positive away from it

Bill Nye is the Mister Rogers of science

Bob Ross is the Mister Rogers of art

and Mister Rogers is… well, Mister Rogers

what if they could join forces

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That last comment picture tho, it’s like the happiest-looking thing in the world.

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

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