Tumbleweed

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

commanderspock:

alexkwolfe

Tamika Flynn, winning your fealty through sophisticated comprehension and extremes of beserker violence.

commanderspock:

alexkwolfe

Tamika Flynn, winning your fealty through sophisticated comprehension and extremes of beserker violence.

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

Why do police have quotas? If a doctor went around intentionally sneezing on people to get more patients, that would be seen as a travesty to their profession. But police, can sit around and wait for someone to turn on a red light or commit other mundane ‘offenses’ because they have quotas to meet. Quotas are all the proof we need that policing is not a public service vocation; it’s a business and a subsidiary of Wall Street.

ambelle:

camsfarts:

captcevans:

Chris Evans’ classy ALS ice bucket challenge [donate]

BACKWARDS HAT CHRIS EVANS AND SUIT CHRIS EVANS ALL IN ONE VIDEO?! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

He’s such a nerd

chryswatchesgot:

Chrys Watches GoT [x]

hoopyfez:

timelordinadevilstrap:

Fun fact: tennant forgot his line in this scene and said this instead

WHAT

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

daggerpen:

gabzilla-z:

hylianears:

but they kept the servents black alright this is one of the ugliest things i’ve ever seen in my life



I am not sure I have ever seen a better use of that reaction gif.

daggerpen:

gabzilla-z:

hylianears:

but they kept the servents black alright this is one of the ugliest things i’ve ever seen in my life

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I am not sure I have ever seen a better use of that reaction gif.

onlysindarin:

i’m so sorry

the lord of the rings + tumblr

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

 when have any of our plans ever actually worked?




i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people